me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read (via jessicarabbrit)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

rnusicality:

fun statistics for adults!
“when I was a kid, I had no help with college tuition, I was hardworking and paid it all myself”
-Annual tuition for Yale, 1970: $2,550
-Annual tuition for Yale, 2014: $45,800
-Minimum Wage, 1970: $1.45
-Minimum Wage, 2014: $7.25
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 1970: 4.8
-Daily hours at minimum wage needed to pay for tuition in 2014: 17.3

guy:

i’m actually pretty cool just give me like 5 tries to get it right

(Source: guy)

ahhfeck:

one of my fave scenes from anything